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DKA'NIGHTLY NEWS:
Ahem.
Okay. Okay. THE NEWs!
Anna Nicoles Son was killed by drugs. Drugs meaning like anti depressants mixed with other medicine.
It's good that they found the cause, but it would have been so much cooler if it was like one of those murder mysteries that go on for like 10 years. And then they make an edisode of cold case files about it, and it's quite entertaining to watch. That would have been cooler.
Amanda Peet is pregnant and ready to wed.
WHO THE THE HELL IS AMANDA PEET?! DOES ANYBODY KNOW?!
Terrell Owens didn't try to commit suicide.
SO?! NEITHER DID I!!!! WHERE'S MY FRONT PAGE STORY!!!!!!?
Colorado has YET ANOTHER school massacar.
Okay. Colorado REALLY NEEDS TO STOP HAVING SCHOOL MASSACARS!!!! OKAY?!?! FIRST COLUMBINE, NOW THIS?!?!"! Yeah, if your going to commit suicide, nobody REALLY cares, and unless you do something abousoutly insane like columbine, or a rock band just happens to write a song about you commiting suicide (which later goes on to win video of the year) NOBODY GONNA CARE. Besides, columbine started the school massacar trend, no body cares about more school shootins.
Elvis Presley fanclub revived in Tupelo.
ELVIS PRESLEY FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding actually, elvis presley isn't exatcly my favorite singer. But um, good the the fan club i suppose.
Terri has emotional interview.
Yeah, sucks for you terri, SUCKS FOR YOU. And your kids. MAN DOES THAT SUCK FOR THEM. AND THE RCODILES. IT SUCKS FOR THEM TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAckass 2 tops b-office.
JACKASS FTW~!!!11
THAT"S ALL GUYS> HAVE A MERRY MERRY MERRY FRICKIN CHRISTMAS!
October 2 2006, 17:30:01 UTC 5 years ago
rofllll
massacre is spelled like this:
MASSACRE.
not mass-a-car.
October 3 2006, 03:44:19 UTC 5 years ago
Oh, and cool people spell it MASS A CAR!!
October 3 2006, 03:49:08 UTC 5 years ago
There was another MASSACRE (just cause liz is so mad).
A milkman stormed an amish school and killed 3 girls and himself.
I am not kidding. A friggin MILKMAN in a friggin AMISH school!!!!
JESUS CHRIST!
October 3 2006, 04:21:04 UTC 5 years ago
Cause seriously, who likes milkmen anyway?
No one likes the amish either.
Or little girls.
WoW I am a bitch.
whoa speaking of WoW (that was seriously a typo)- I have a level 6 gnome mage thing named Lizzi. it's cool.
October 3 2006, 19:49:17 UTC 5 years ago
The amish too. And little girls they are all coming to get you!!!!!
WoW.
Oh wow. That's SO cool, liz. bow down to my lvl 255 taurens!!!! HAHA!
c0w5 4 11f3.
Did you know there's a teacher in my school called ms. lawlers. I walked by her room and i started laughing. Hahahahahaha.
October 5 2006, 19:52:24 UTC 5 years ago
bahahahaha
oh, hey saw a disturbing flash video about a milkman. I'd show you, but.. it's f'ed up.
October 5 2006, 20:24:17 UTC 5 years ago
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